
unfortunately, the space in the hamburger eyes music issue hamburger ears is not a vast and unlimited final frontier, nor is it a toaster with only 2 slots for your bread or hand or dick, so if you havent done it already, go ahead and buy yourself an advertisement in what may possible be the most anticipated event of the year, hamburger ears issue 001.. this photo by shem roose, and my new celly phone is killer so the celly phone section is back, and guess what else, thats right its the F. A. R. T..
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F.A.R.T.
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I PUT A SPELL ON YOU
some vids to chomp on, i think im gonna bring the f.a.r.t. section back because theres a lot of f.a.r.t.i.n.g. to do.. new lowcard #13 is out, get it.. also, its all old photos so far but this site is up and running.. -
WE’RE DESPERATE

going bonkers trying to put out this music issue so we’ve pushed back the advertising deadline once again, so please spread the word and if you havent got your ad in yet, do it!! ..this photo of poison ivy of the cramps by bay area now 4 buddy jim jocoy.. oh yeah our paypal is down at the moment so if you are having problems placing orders just wait like a day and itll be back up, and speaking of bonkers have you seen this video of kate moss going bonkers? link from epiclylaterd.. -
BURGERPOCALYPSE NOW

okay all kinds of more stuff if you arent sick of stuff yet, thursday go to the 10th anniversary of juice, these guys have been holding it down for years, also theres a film night at 111 minna called indiecent exposure, awesome, also tim’s new band top ten will be playing at the hemlock, and when everything feels like the world is coming down on you, have a drink with the coldblood crew who are djing secret potions, wizard breaks, stank gems, and sad soul tonight at the attic, do it.. (new coldblood tshirts are in, should be up on the site by this weekend).. and if you missed the opening for the odyssey, come on friday for your first stop of the LABYRINTH which is a bunch of galleries getting rad at once, intermingling and melting your brain.. this photo by stefan at our secret vip opening, check our celeb line up, too bad you couldnt get in, kermit was off the hook..