HAMBURGER EYES

i know what you thinking, your like what the fuck is going on, well i jammed the celly section and f.a.r.t. section into the news section, its like a big spaghetti now, that way its less clicking for me, less clicking for you, more updates for everyone and you can view the sections seperatly if you want by scrolling down to the bottom and viewing the category archives, whoopdeedoo.. also, i signed up for google ads, its an experiment, yeah hamburger eyes is kicking my ass, we’ll see if those things are worth anything..

big island resident wayne levin just updated his site, be sure to peep that night time underwater nuttyness, too beautiful, and speaking of uping your game how about submitting to the annual portfolio issue of shots mag, who have probably the longest running indy photo mag ever, (20 years!) supporting them supports yourself and us and the rest of the world.. in other burgerworld news, we got a review on kqed, theres others and i will link up the ones with links as they come ..also, stefan simikich featured photog on phytonics and if you didnt already know he has some stuff for sale on the needles and pens website, along with jay howell who just made an awesome zine all about doggies..

unfortunately, the space in the hamburger eyes music issue hamburger ears is not a vast and unlimited final frontier, nor is it a toaster with only 2 slots for your bread or hand or dick, so if you havent done it already, go ahead and buy yourself an advertisement in what may possible be the most anticipated event of the year, hamburger ears issue 001.. this photo by shem roose, and my new celly phone is killer so the celly phone section is back, and guess what else, thats right its the F. A. R. T..

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