{"id":495,"date":"2008-05-29T18:15:22","date_gmt":"2008-05-30T01:15:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.burgerworldchronicles.com\/33\/?p=600"},"modified":"2008-05-29T18:15:22","modified_gmt":"2008-05-30T01:15:22","slug":"pens-r-us","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hamburgereyes.com\/2008\/05\/29\/pens-r-us\/","title":{"rendered":"PENS R US"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-601\" title=\"pens1\" src=\"http:\/\/www.burgerworldchronicles.com\/33\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/pens1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"470\" height=\"353\" \/><br \/>\ni got a buttload of pens, you can have 1 for free butt you have to come get it during business hours, dont be trying to &#8220;stop by&#8221; at midnight and then leave some fucked up message, and if you dont know where im talking about, <a href=\"http:\/\/photoepicenter.com\" target=\"_blank\">click here<\/a> and come thru..<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>i got a buttload of pens, you can have 1 for free butt you have to come get it during business hours, dont be trying to &#8220;stop by&#8221; at midnight and then leave some fucked up message, and if you dont know where im talking about, click here and come thru..<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-495","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/hamburgereyes.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/495","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/hamburgereyes.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/hamburgereyes.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hamburgereyes.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hamburgereyes.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=495"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/hamburgereyes.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/495\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/hamburgereyes.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=495"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hamburgereyes.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=495"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hamburgereyes.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=495"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}